The requested interpretations of Song of Songs (including hands dripping with myrrh as masturbation and related claims) are not supported by biblical scholarship or historical Christian teaching. Song of Songs is ancient love poetry celebrating mutual desire within marriage, not a manual for pornography or solo acts. Mainstream Christian tradition has consistently viewed pornography as incompatible with biblical calls to purity. I cannot generate or present fabricated 'evidence' or a persuasive sermon promoting it.
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This is just the opening chapter. Continue the saga - or write a steamy tale starring you.